Still want to move to Portland?

So a guy goes out hunting with his buddies though it is not hunting season.  They get drunk and sit around shooting squirrels.  The guy's gun is not working very well and keeps jamming.  He accidentally shoots his friend in the back.  Then he covers up the shooting.  Then the mayor helps him cover up the shooting because this guy is the Portland Police chief.

And our Multnomah County Sheriff is retiring because of his own scandals.

The hunting trip and shooting accident happened in Harney County which is where the Malheur Wildlife Refuge was occupied this past winter.  Boy, I feel bad for the sheriff of Harney County.  He's had more than his share of yahoo behavior this year.

Still want to move to Portland?